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merelyafleshwound: luciferisasexybagofdicks: iepidemic: hotapplestrider: twelvejammiedodgers-anda...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:59 -0600

merelyafleshwound:

luciferisasexybagofdicks:

iepidemic:

hotapplestrider:

twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

rejecting hitler from art school

holy shit

electing george bush twice

hooking up with taylor swift

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:58 -0600

tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:51:32 -0600

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

zenbra: megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was……...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:27:52 -0600

zenbra:

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

He stole it off of robot chicken, it’s okay

ka-kawgoodsir: hey u drugs wanna buy sum kids

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:25:57 -0600

ka-kawgoodsir:

hey u drugs wanna buy sum kids

katara: I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:59 -0600

katara:

I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA

THIS

LONG

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:14:57 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

rollercoastersrock: Cedar Point

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:09:34 -0600

rollercoastersrock:

Cedar Point

rollercoastersrock: Knightmare Camelot Theme Park

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:08:57 -0600

rollercoastersrock:

Knightmare

Camelot Theme Park

mechacop: whoa ash too soon

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:56 -0600

mechacop:

whoa ash too soon

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fishingboatproceeds: bbc-bestbromancecompany: Nerdfighter...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:19 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

mayoneggzakery: gorillaz feel good inc laugh

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:19 -0600

mayoneggzakery:

*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*

North: Well, hello ladies. What seems to be the problem?

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:14 -0600

North: Well, hello ladies. What seems to be the problem?

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:45 -0600

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:44:29 -0600

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

thatfuckingcrowv2: i cut a dude off in a fedora on the freeway today and i think he straight bit...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:41:59 -0600

thatfuckingcrowv2:

i cut a dude off in a fedora on the freeway today and i think he straight bit his thumb at me