May 2013
zenbra:
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
He stole it off of robot chicken, it’s okay
ka-kawgoodsir:
hey u drugs wanna buy sum kids
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
mayoneggzakery:
*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
thatfuckingcrowv2:
i cut a dude off in a fedora on the freeway today and i think he straight bit his thumb at me
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rneerkat:
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
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ELIAS TOUFEXIS WAS ON SUPERNATURAL WHAT
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martwhim:
This also translates into:
“Why am I so motivated when it’s really late?”
“The best time to make ideas is through sleep deprivation!”
“I want to do so much more right before bed and I don’t understand why!”
etc.
So basically when you stay up way too late it effects your…
baconbandersnatch:
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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I…I…I…uh…
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I…
OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL SEX MANIACS
AND THE OCCASIONAL DOUBLE-ENTENDRES
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