zenbra: megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother He stole it off of robot chicken, it’s okay
ka-kawgoodsir: hey u drugs wanna buy sum kids
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
mayoneggzakery: *gorillaz feel good inc laugh*
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
thatfuckingcrowv2: i cut a dude off in a fedora on the freeway today and i think he straight bit his thumb at me
rneerkat: i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
ELIAS TOUFEXIS WAS ON SUPERNATURAL WHAT
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martwhim: This also translates into: “Why am I so motivated when it’s really late?” “The best time to make ideas is through sleep deprivation!” “I want to do so much more right before bed and I don’t understand why!” etc. So basically when you stay up way too late it effects your…
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL SEX MANIACS AND THE OCCASIONAL DOUBLE-ENTENDRES